"RMudkips" (rmudkips) 01/18/2014 at 12:49 • Filed to: ghostride the blip

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This week I noticed I wasn't in the FP greys anymore. I also got off the phone with a telemarketer. After the jump.

"Hello?

"Yes?"

"How are you?"

"Okay."

"Excellent. So we are in your area and we are offering a $35 discount on our services for your duct cleaning."

"Duct cleaning?"

"Yes, $35 off for duct cleaning"

"Our duck ran away"

"Yeah..."

"We won't need your services, sorry".

PRBot II > RMudkips 01/18/2014 at 12:55

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Still the best telemarketer call I've ever heard.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > RMudkips 01/18/2014 at 12:57

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One time my friend just ate chips really loudly for 10 minutes while on the phone with a telemarketer and 10 minutes later the telemarketer was like "So whatchu eating there sir."

RMudkips > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 01/18/2014 at 12:58

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That is brilliant. I've got to write down some ideas and test them. I wish I thought of this.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > RMudkips 01/18/2014 at 13:02

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I signed up for some automotive magazines for free under the name Otto Von Bismarck, 19th Century German Chancellor, but I needed an automotive position, so I said I was CEO of AMG. They occasionally call asking for the CEO of AMG and I always get a laugh out of it.

My second alias, Francois Boulanger as the CEO of Peugeot doesn't get as many phone calls.

Leadbull > RMudkips 01/18/2014 at 13:34

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Answer "yes" to every question and see how far you can take it.

RMudkips > Leadbull 01/18/2014 at 14:13

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Next time. Until they ask for a credit card.

RMudkips > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 01/18/2014 at 14:15

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Last week I got a call from one of those sketchy Microsoft dudes. I eventually convinced him my power was out, despite the fact I was talking to him on a phone. I could come up with something better somehow next time...

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > RMudkips 01/20/2014 at 00:47

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When they ask how you are, say awful... they will usually still say thats great... then you can flip out on them for being rude!

RMudkips > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/20/2014 at 00:59

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I'm coming up with a completely fake nightmare relationship just off your suggestion.